I am not posting as I should be. I am a busy blondie beaver with school, work, and trying to end the summer as awesomely as possible.
But for now, a mispronunciation that I had to walk away from before I got the giggles:
"Hi guys! Your server will be right with you. Can I grab you a drink?"
"She'll have iced tea and I'll have a Sahara Mist."