- "Can we order anything on the menu or is it just this page?"
Why the fuck would I give you a whole six page menu if you could only order 10 things?
- "How are your tomatoes?"
Sandwich tomatoes? Salad tomatoes? What are you even asking me?
- "I gave up drinking for Lent."
Seriously. This guy would not even take a glass of water and it was about a month after Easter.
- "What kind of spaghetti do you have?"
Uh, regular kind? Turned out she meant 'pasta' and was just using 'spaghetti' as a blanket term.
- The lady who asked me questions about four different things on the menu and then said "Oh, I'll just have the other one." "Which one?" "The other one." "Which other one?" "The other one!"
As I've said before, all you can do is break into giggles at this point.